I Now Identify As Menopausal. Pronouns: Try/Me. — Menopause Tee
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I Now Identify As Menopausal. Pronouns: Try/Me. — Menopause Tee
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- Inner Aura Co.
There comes a point when patience stops being a personality trait and starts becoming a limited natural resource.
Hormones are renegotiating the contract. Sleep has become experimental. The thermostat is freelancing. And suddenly the phrase “Can I ask you something?” feels vaguely threatening.
I Now Identify As Menopausal. Pronouns: Try/Me.
It’s not a warning.
Okay, technically it might be a warning.
But mostly it’s for the era when you know yourself better, tolerate nonsense less, and have finally realized that protecting your peace is considerably more enjoyable than pretending everything is fine.
Menopause didn’t remove your sense of humor.
If anything, it sharpened it.
THE TEE
Printed on the Comfort Colors C1717, this garment-dyed tee is made from 100% ring-spun cotton with that substantial, broken-in softness that feels good from the first wear.
The relaxed unisex fit makes it an easy everyday favorite for jeans, coffee, questionable sleep schedules, portable fans, and anyone feeling brave enough to test the pronouns.
A LITTLE SOMETHING JUST FOR YOU
Because Inner Aura believes the best messages aren’t always the ones everyone else can see, there’s a little something waiting inside the neck:
Bold Choice
Proceed accordingly.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| B) Width (cm) | 88.9 | 99.1 | 108 | 116.8 | 127 | 137.2 | 147.3 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 | 73.7 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 20.3 | 21 | 33.9 | 24.1 | 24.8 | 24.8 | 25.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26.6 | 28 | 29.4 | 30.7 | 31.6 | 32.5 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | 42.5 | 46 | 50 | 54 | 58 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 21.3 | 23 | 25 | 27 | 29 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 8 | 8.3 | 13.3 | 9.5 | 9.8 | 9.8 | 10 |
Care Instructions
| General | This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. |
| Wash | The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time. |
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