I'm Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.
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I'm Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.
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For the women the world wrote off too damn soon. š„
You. Are. Still. Hot.
Not in that "you look great for your age" way (fuck that phrase, by the way). In the actual, inconvenient, wake-up-drenched-at-3am, carry-a-portable-fan, sweat-through-a-silk-blouse-at-the-restaurant kind of way.
I'm Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now. is for every woman who's sick of whispering about menopause like it's a dirty secret. It's medical. It's biological. It's a whole damn season of life. And you're not going through it ā you're going THROUGH it, with 50 SPF sunscreen in one hand and a Tito's and lemonade in the other.
Science, not vanity. ā
Wear it to your 25th wedding anniversary. Wear it to your divorce party. Wear it to the temperature-controlled restaurant where your server looks concerned. Wear it to the gyno so you don't have to explain why you brought your own fan.
Hidden inside every shirt: a secret whisper just for the wearer ā "groovy soul inside ā®" ā because your spirit is timeless even when your thermostat isn't.
Ā
Details:
- Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- 100% Airlume combed cotton (breathable ā you'll appreciate this)
- DTG printed (won't crack, fade, or apologize for existing)
- Secret affirmation neck tag inside
- 5 colors, sizes XS-4XL (select colors up to 5XL)
Care: Wash inside out, cold water. Tumble dry low. Or just sweat it clean.
Hippie soul. Healing era. Hot flashes optional (but honestly, fucking unavoidable).
ā Inner Aura Co. ā®
Size guide
| Ā | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| Ā | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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